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From: Mary Lou
Date: 5/22/00
Time: 2:50:13 PM
Remote Name: 198.185.22.25
Country Breakfast >>> >>>A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his >>>mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little >>>boy. >>> >>>His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his >>>chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, >>>and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. >>>He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. >>> >>>He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry >>>cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any >>>milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick >>>a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you >>>don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you >>>aren't getting any milk this morning." >>> >>>Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the >>>cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his >>>mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should >>>I?"