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From: tom
Date: 6/27/99
Time: 8:20:14 PM
Remote Name: 163.251.0.41
WHAT A DINNER > > A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. > Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away > noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under > the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress > watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of > sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared > calm > and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. > After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and > said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid > under > the table." > The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he > didn't. He just walked in the door."